Category Archives: funny sayings

tweet of the week

This tweet pretty much captures my thoughts on many days – that’s why it’s perfect.

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#awkward

Can’t say I’ve ever had a patient do this before… thank god… Many thanks to BosGuy for this someecard

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#coffee

All I can say is that this is pretty much 100% true… with very few exceptions. Substitute alcohol for coffee and this also applies.

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Give me an Oscar or Golden Globe…

The opposite of “I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue.”

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overheard

The second bedroom and the bottom drawer, you never open! I could never be anyone’s sponsor… because I would just say fuck it, you can stop drinking tomorrow!

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didnt get everything done this weekend?

I feel like the following someecard is the essence of adulthood…

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Straight Outta Golden Girls

You may or may not know that the movie Straight Outta Compton is being released this Friday in theaters nationwide.  If you haven’t seen the previews or the movie posters, the following won’t make any sense to you… but I … Continue reading

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