Category Archives: funny sayings

investing in workplace safety

Don’t come for me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee…

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overread

But if I had a dollar for every time that I heard the, “You’re cute for a black guy!” backhanded backwards compliment, I’d be sipping Pinot Grigio with Beyonce and Jay-Z right now. ~Kareem Anthony on Racial Prejudices in Dating … Continue reading

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sorry I’m late…

Hopefully you all got to enjoy your weekend.  Now… get back to work.

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overheard

As a follow up to this overheard… It’s remarkable that I han over my insurance card and pay the deductible all to have a dildo on my chin.  

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overheard

So we were talking to this hooker in Amsterdam… … as one does?

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overheard

See, this is another reason to not move to the South – there aren’t enough bartenders to get me drunk. You only need one…

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St Patrick’s Day

Most people probably “went green” this weekend but to all the Irish out there – and truly everyone is Irish on March 17th – Happy St Patrick’s Day!

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