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How can you remember?  You made out with like… 4 guys a night!

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I completely forgot about the rectal penetration. lol… I guess you’re not going to be seeing him again?

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As a follow up to this overheard… It’s remarkable that I han over my insurance card and pay the deductible all to have a dildo on my chin.  

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So we were talking to this hooker in Amsterdam… … as one does?

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See, this is another reason to not move to the South – there aren’t enough bartenders to get me drunk. You only need one…

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Sometimes it seems to me that the difference between what we want and what we fear is a width of an eyelash. ~Dame Judi Dench as Evelyn Greenslade in The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel~

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Your tweets totally say “lady in the streets” but your favorites say “freak in the sheets.”

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