overheard

I’m still trying to plan how I’m going to feel.

I mean, I know I threatened to punch you in the face, but it was in a nice way.

I’m not yawning; I’m taking an oxygen break to refuel my muscles so I can lift my beer faster.

Turning tricks on the corner, even I know that!

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About justgngr

the ramblings of a medical professional by day, judgmental ginger by night
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