I almost laughed out loud reading this one. The statement comes from an article on Huffington Post titled “Don’t Be Scared: 8 Reasons Not to Fear Gay Marriage.” I’ll admit some of the other reasons are stupid (#3, seriously?!), but this one is hilarious.
7. Gay people aren’t magic. Although sometimes a flattering thought, we don’t have special powers and can’t change people’s sexualities or ruin their marriages. Think about it: If we were magic, we wouldn’t have to be having this conversation. And Subarus would be free.