overheard

…at wine night

I put on fuchsia lipstick, and I said f*ck it!

All I know is that I got sprayed in the face.

Please don’t lick it raw tomorrow.

It was so hard and bigger than I thought…

I watched two guys, and it came.

When you shove them in the camera, I guess they look big no matter how big they are.

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the ramblings of a medical professional by day, judgmental ginger by night
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One Response to overheard

  1. Brian says:

    Maybe the best collection of crazy comments from a lovely wine night :)

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