overheard

“Don’t poke anything.  Never poke anything.”

“A knee buckling curve ball?  Is that like a knee buckling blowjob?”

“You’re selling a diamond, not setting up a lemonade stand!”

“You don’t want to sit next to each other?” “Oh no… I can get to him diagonal too!”

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About justgngr

the ramblings of a medical professional by day, judgmental ginger by night
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