I’ve had a couple of posts on here about the book Let’s Pretend This Never Happened by Jenny Lawson (again, strongly recommended to read because you may actually pee your pants laughing at certain points). Well today, I actually went to her blog. And found this little number. And about peed my pants again.
The very first one MAY actually be my favorite.Conversation with Victor after the 40,000th time I failed to answer my phone: Victor: I AM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU. WHY DON’T YOU EVER FUCKING ANSWER YOUR PHONE WHEN I CALL YOU? me: I didn’t hear it because I was too busy yelling at some idiot who claimed that you weren’t the most understanding and patient husband in the world. Victor: I…don’t even know what to say to that. me: You should probably just say “Thank you.”