There are certain guys at the gym that you see and think… wow, I’d really like to see you without a shirt on. And then there are other guys that you see and think… wow, you really decided to go out, purchase those shorts, and then wear them here?
It’s no surprise that I’m not a fan of Michele Bachmann (R-MN). Her misinformation regarding the HPV vaccine during the last presidential race pretty much destroyed her credibility for me as a physician and public health practitioner. Her controversial opinions on same-sex marriage, the Constitution, and the President are really just adding more water to the sinking ship that is my taste for Bachmann.
And then… she became the jerk of the week.
During last week’s Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), Bachmann sat down with radio host Lars Larson and discussed the recent veto of Arizona bill SB 1062 by Governor Jan Brewer. Bachmann wasn’t happy with Brewer’s decision and was quick to blame the gay community and LGBT activists for the downfall of the bill. She states,
There’s nothing about gays in there. But the gay community decided to make this their measure. I think the thing that is getting a little tiresome, the gay community, they have so bullied the American people, and they’ve so intimidated politicians. The politicians fear them, so that they think they get to dictate the agenda everywhere.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the LGBT community is a group of bullies, going out there stealing lunch money from the American people and scaring politicians. The group as a whole is SO powerful that politicians are shaking in their boots, therefore the gay community can walk all over them. No folks, the LGBT community are not a victimized minority but rather an intimidating minority dictating the political course of our country.
Which definitely explains why so many states were able to pass laws and constitutional amendments banning marriage equality. And it definitely explains why Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell and the Defense of Marriage Act were done away with oh so long ago in our nation’s political…
I like to kill a person with kindness… and right now this bitch is dead!
When she explains something, she makes War and Peace look like a pamphlet.
I took the patient to the operating room due to peer pressure.
So last night, Orthopedics nailed the labia.
“Let’s just throw weed killer into your belly.”
“It’s like deep throating the aroma.”
“Your lack of planning is not my emergency.”
You might as well rent a locker in either Atlanta or Charlotte, keep an extra suit, pair of underwear, or a tie there just in case. You’re going to be spending a lot of time there and you very well might be stranded.
Having already flown through these two cities several times in the past few weeks (including Atlanta yesterday), this would actually be ideal.
Late night host John Stewart took some time on his show Monday night to discuss the public “coming out” of former Missouri defensive line player Michael Sam. You can refer to my tweet of the week with Donte Stallworth with his reaction to reports that teams may find drafting Michael Sam to be “too distracting.” The ever brilliant John Stewart put another spin on it, by highlighting some of the controversies that other NFL players have brought to their teams.
Okay I get that. No pro team wants the type of controversy that having a gay player is going to cause. If he had just been convicted of DUI vehicular manslaughter, or obstruction of justice in connection with a murder, or had been accused of sexual assault, or screamed the N-word at a concert, or killed a bunch of dogs and buried them in his f***ing backyard. You know, NFL material.
well – there already is a justgngr…
Gingers are all the craze these days. I’m telling you, if I created a site called JustGinger.com I’d be rich.
yes… guilty. it was me.
thank you for being as judgmental as me. it really is one of the strong points of our relationship.
For the record, I didn’t say it…
“my new goal in life is to become a DILF.”
the first and third quotes require some explanation. Surgical residents across the country are preparing for their in-service exam, and many are using as program called Test Weapon which gives you a score per particular category/topic.
wow, I’m terrible at anus!
“I’m pretty sure I go to the gym more than other surgery residents combined.” … “oh, so you went once?
there’s a lot of deep reds. especially the anus.
…at wine night
I put on fuchsia lipstick, and I said f*ck it!
All I know is that I got sprayed in the face.
Please don’t lick it raw tomorrow.
It was so hard and bigger than I thought…
I watched two guys, and it came.
When you shove them in the camera, I guess they look big no matter how big they are.
I posted some of the following on Facebook yesterday but I’m going to add a little bit here.
here’s my take on the Duck Dynasty guy’s comments:
1) are we really surprised that he’s a homophobe?
2) there have always been and will always be closed minded people out there who don’t like another group of people for whatever reason, whether it be for religious reasons or otherwise. they must carry the burden of being wrong for the rest of their lives. unfortunately, learning to ignore the bigoted musings of one man or woman is the burden the rest of us must carry.
But ultimately I’m not really sure why this is a controversy. So some guy with a show on A&E thinks homosexuality is wrong… what’s the big deal? Why is that so controversial? It’s certainly not a new sentiment, people have been saying this for years. Nor is the Duck Dynasty guy a true celebrity, or even worse, a political figure/force. What concerns me more is the fact that the majority of Congressman probably agree with him, and they actually have some political power in this country and therefore the ability to do real damage. Let’s not forget that it wasn’t that long ago that a President pushed DOMA through Congress and another President finally affirmed that same sex marriage should be legal.
In addition, to all those people out there claiming that the Duck Dynasty guy’s First Amendment rights are being violated – I suggest you read up on the First Amendment. But if you’re too lazy to do that yourself, the text of the First Amendment is posted for you below.
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
As you will see, the First Amendment clearly states that Congress shall make no law that curbs your freedom of speech. Even though in common day we’ve come to understand the First Amendment as a free pass to say whatever we want, the First Amendment does not in fact provide us carte blanche to mouth off. And I’m no constitutional lawyer, but the First Amendment also says nothing of private organizations, of which A&E is one.
“But wait… imagine if you’re the survivor of the heart attack death sex!”
Congress cannot keep the ‘kick the can down the road’ mentality on physician payment by Medicare.
~Ardis Hoven, MD. President of the American Medical Association
“I’m pretty sure I touched his testicles already.”
“You keep going until you see something beating in your face.”
“I’m so obsessed with dicks right now that I forgot what I was talking about.”
“omg, I would lose my mind; I would shart right on the street!”
“As someone who is responsible for numerous inappropriate comments…”
“It’s not like you have a little sperm colostomy bag…”