Ah, Easter. That time when all your friends that gave up Facebook for Lent come back, but you didn’t notice they were gone.
I like to kill a person with kindness… and right now this bitch is dead!
When she explains something, she makes War and Peace look like a pamphlet.
I took the patient to the operating room due to peer pressure.
So last night, Orthopedics nailed the labia.
“Let’s just throw weed killer into your belly.”
“It’s like deep throating the aroma.”
“Your lack of planning is not my emergency.”
You might as well rent a locker in either Atlanta or Charlotte, keep an extra suit, pair of underwear, or a tie there just in case. You’re going to be spending a lot of time there and you very well might be stranded.
Having already flown through these two cities several times in the past few weeks (including Atlanta yesterday), this would actually be ideal.