It’s a little awkward when your first encounter with someone is pushing their butt back in.
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
We’re in that awkward stage where half of our friends are having babies and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
@JoshElder: I eat gummy bears two at a time because it feels cruel to make them face the void alone. #PeopleForTheEthicalTreatmentofGummyAnimals
So it turns out that Americans love football. And by that I mean Americans really love soccer. Ratings for the World Cup have hit all time highs in the United States, and have continued even after Team USA was eliminated. Perhaps we could get behind some other things that the rest of the world enjoys?